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 My passion is History. Why? It's because it's cool. For example, George Washington discovered fried chicken and was the priest of the Igbo tribe. My favorite moment in history is when we learn about the 1st president of the United States, Kanye West.Not many know about Kayne West, people don't know that he had the most amazing quotes. Such as "Don't say nothin" and "Don't quote me." Even the best have flaws, Kayne West started WW2 by telling Michal Jackson that he was built like the cinnamon stick off the Apple Jack commercials and Michal got really mad and declared war. The war lasted about 5 years and many fainted. Kanye at the end of the war was on his death bed, he grabbed the general by the sleeve and muttered under his breath "It's free Real estate" (Achebe 22). Kayne's son, Bill Nye wanted to avenge his fathers death. He became the 2nd president of the US. At this time, no one wanted another war, so Bill Nye created propaganda in show form called, "Bill Nye The Science Guy" (Achebe 83). Bill asked the queen of Europe (Dr Suess) to help them in the war against Russia. She said yes. They went to russia and took it over in about 5 hours and changed it to "Disney land." Bill, now passed away, wrote a detailed book about the war called "Goosebumps."

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